Bruce Lee variation: Be C my friend

Wheter Programming essentials at UOC are driving me crazy I received this funny text from my colleague Diego -thank you mate!-.
An explanation is needed if you’re outside Spain: this days a famous car manufacturer is broadcasting a TV advertising base on a Bruce Lee interview.
As soon as it become popular geek people has toke this text and wirtte variation that ends saying things such as …be java my friend. This is supposed to be an ANSI C variation.

Empty your memory,

with a free()….

like a pointer!

If you cast a pointer to a integer,

it becomes the integer,

if you cast a pointer to a struct,

it becomes a struct….

The pointer can crash…,

and can Overflow…

Be a pointer my friend….