If you're a progammer, you should read this

As a sysadmin -no questions about how I admin and how I don't- sometimes I would like tell a few thing to programmers. Unfortunately I can't. This is considered an non polite way in some places and companys. I, myself, don't like that some one else told me how I'm suppose to work, so I can understand it.

But the fact is, I have to keep up things that some else has code. I can't resist to have a look to some codes, especially, if know the language -php, perl, shell, a little bit of python, sql querys, ... and so on-. I become crazy -with killer intentions- when I found some things...

I know nobody read this, so I can express myself more free: You, programmers, bastard race, please, do two things:

1. Write code in KISS way : Keep It Simple, Stupid
2. Follow the Standars, allways it may help you just to know what fucking things are ECMA, W3C Consortium and ANSI standards...

...and please excuse my unpolited and abrupt way...